But why can’t I shake Harry? He’s too skinny and has dumb hair.
But still, he can get it.
Charlie (reading from Hannah’s diary): Marnie has to stop whining and break up with him already. Of course it will be painful, but she’s already in so much agony, stuck in a prison of kindness. Just because someone is kind doesn’t mean that they’re right. Better to end it now and cut off the limb and let the stump heal. He’ll find someone else, someone who appreciates his kind of smothering love. Thank you very much for coming out and everyone have a great fucking night.
I made the catastrophic mistake of buying pickles made with 50% less sodium.
That’s basically an indicator of how my day went.