my thoughts create my world

Sarcastic and funny. Emotional and needy. I am a worrier with a messy room, an outspoken liberal with a weakness for man shoulders, and the typical oldest child. My biggest problem? I am too self-aware. Hang on while I stress about everything possible, complain, laugh a lot, and obsess over pop culture.

I saw “What to Expect When You’re Expecting” yesterday.

Some thoughts:

- Cameron Diaz is gross

- Matthew Morrison is not attractive

- Being pregnant looks horrible

- Dennis Quaid has lost his old man hotness

- I have decided to adopt because, hello? An alcohol-themed baby shower is the best thing anyone has ever though of, ever.

- CHACE MOTHER FUCKING CRAWFORD GET IN AND AROUND MY PANTS AND MOUTH

princessofknives:

Alexander Ludwig on the set of Grown Ups 2

Mmmmm Cato.

Mmmmm ~~1992~~

one third of me: I want a boyfriend so much, relationships are so cute aw
one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol
one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves

Shut up, Becky.: Sick of hearing "i got this tattoo because it reminds me of blah blah and i struggled with blah and it represents blah...

throwingmilkshakesatcars:

liquidiousfleshbag:

tahlulala:

^^ this here.

people never believe you if you just say “i got it because i like it”

they keep pushing because they want a big weepy sob story because what’s better than tragedy porn?

Yup yup yup yup yup.

“What do they represent?”
“What does what…

I have a foot tattoo of three stars. It means three stars. Also, it looks nice when I wear ballet flats. I also have a purple flower thingy. it represents a flower i thought was nice. I also have a lightning bolt. it means Harry Potter and Courtney.

(Source: helzbelz-138)