29 7 / 2014

I made the D List.

I’m dating several people.

I’m about to buy So Chic right out from under that bitch Willow Pape’s professionally sculpted nose.

28 7 / 2014

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27 7 / 2014

My Twitter claim to fame is that one time in like 2009 the guy who used to play Nate on Gossip Girl tweeted me.

26 7 / 2014

Best night ever, ya’ll:
- I’m the only one home tonight
- I have a full DVR of shows I missed all week
- I ordered a pizza and got snacks

IM JUST GOING TO SIT HERE AND EAT FOOD AND WATCH TV AND RELAX.

25 7 / 2014

Chris Hadfield, er I mean Jacky hanging out at the Canadian Aviation and Space Museum. #avspacemuseum #ottawa

Chris Hadfield, er I mean Jacky hanging out at the Canadian Aviation and Space Museum. #avspacemuseum #ottawa

24 7 / 2014

Throwback to a windy pre-wedding boat ride on Lake Okanagan. #tbt #takemeback #aaronsamiphotography

Throwback to a windy pre-wedding boat ride on Lake Okanagan. #tbt #takemeback #aaronsamiphotography

24 7 / 2014

but all I’m saying is that the new Samsung Galaxy 5 commercial where all the iPhone users are plugged in everywhere, forever charging their iPhones, is HELLA accurate.

24 7 / 2014

queenglitterpussy:

its the same person who keeps making kidz bop CDs bruh

Step Up movies? Meh, I’m sure there’s some sort of niche market for them or they wouldn’t get made anymore.

The part that I really don’t get is who keeps making Step Up movies in like IMAX 3D?! Who in their right mind would pay ~$20 or whatever it is to see people dance in 3D?!

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24 7 / 2014

"Iโ€™m not interested in them not dating. Heโ€™s 40, sheโ€™s 34. They had to work so hard to get to the point that theyโ€™re at now, and I want to see two people together working hard to make it work than breaking up. Thatโ€™s not what Iโ€™m interested in right now."

Mindy Kaling on Mindy and Danny (x)

Eeeeeeeeek!

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!!!!!!!

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23 7 / 2014

I’m not usually a guitar girl, but I’ll make an exceptionโค๏ธ #ohbaby #8feetaway #JT #lovestoned

I’m not usually a guitar girl, but I’ll make an exceptionโค๏ธ #ohbaby #8feetaway #JT #lovestoned