02 9 / 2014

Hiiiiii. I’m Carley. I’m average-to-terrible at blogging. I like food and cats and sarcasm.

Enjoy the show, ya’ll.

02 9 / 2014

Bidding farewell to summer and hello to fall with a PUMPKIN PIE BLIZZARD😍 #pumpkinlove

Bidding farewell to summer and hello to fall with a PUMPKIN PIE BLIZZARD😍 #pumpkinlove

01 9 / 2014

"I’m sorry we live in a culture that commodifies the sexuality of unwilling participants."

Anne Hathaway

01 9 / 2014

The closest I’ve ever been to a rainbow🌈 #allaboutthatcottagelife

The closest I’ve ever been to a rainbow🌈 #allaboutthatcottagelife

31 8 / 2014

Oh boy. #allaboutthatcottagelife

Oh boy. #allaboutthatcottagelife

30 8 / 2014

30 8 / 2014

"When babies look at us, they’re like ‘whoa, they know lots more words than us babies.’"

Oscar is a four-year old deep thinker.

30 8 / 2014

It’s my last day of rainbow looming! Oh yeah, and of taking care of Jack, Henry, and Oscar. That too.

It’s my last day of rainbow looming! Oh yeah, and of taking care of Jack, Henry, and Oscar. That too.

29 8 / 2014

buttsandbarbells:

I’m surrounded by people who just wanna get blackout drunk for fun. Like nah man. Let’s go camping or take a road trip or do some stuff we haven’t done before. I wanna live.

One of my colleagues is like this. She thinks it’s HILARIOUS to stay up drinking til 7am and still be hammered in the morning.

I’m over here like um? I need sleep and I’ve got stuff to do tomorrow. This drinking thing is one night only, ya’ll.

(She also thought it was HILARIOUS that she almost got into SIX car wrecks in one trip the other weekend because she’s a bad driver. Um?)

(via jigsawed)

29 8 / 2014

I have a friend who doesn’t drive. He lives near me so if our friend group ever gets together he asks for a ride. I’m going anyway, it’s not out of my way, fine.

Except that our friend group is going away this weekend and he needs a ride to our meeting point. My ride is full, so I can’t help him out. Part of me feels bad, but part of me is like maybe find your own way for once since I always drive and feel obligated and unappreciated when I do so like?