Some thoughts:

- Cameron Diaz is gross

- Matthew Morrison is not attractive

- Being pregnant looks horrible

- Dennis Quaid has lost his old man hotness

- I have decided to adopt because, hello? An alcohol-themed baby shower is the best thing anyone has ever though of, ever.

- CHACE MOTHER FUCKING CRAWFORD GET IN AND AROUND MY PANTS AND MOUTH

princessofknives:

Alexander Ludwig on the set of Grown Ups 2

Mmmmm Cato.

Mmmmm 1992

  • one third of me: I want a boyfriend so much, relationships are so cute aw
  • one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol
  • one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves

throwingmilkshakesatcars:

liquidiousfleshbag:

tahlulala:

^^ this here.

people never believe you if you just say “i got it because i like it”

they keep pushing because they want a big weepy sob story because what’s better than tragedy porn?

Yup yup yup yup yup.

“What do they represent?”
“What does what…

I have a foot tattoo of three stars. It means three stars. Also, it looks nice when I wear ballet flats. I also have a purple flower thingy. it represents a flower i thought was nice. I also have a lightning bolt. it means Harry Potter and Courtney.

(Source: helzbelz-138)

Y’all are in troubleeee

Me: joshhhhh, make me come out. I’m discouraged with trying to find something to wear.

Josh: boobs out for the boys!

Me: …that’s not what I meant…

(Andrea and David walk in with a puppy for Donna.)

Jen: Is that guy the daughter’s boyfriend or is he dating her mom?

Jen thought Andrea was Donna’s mom!

I love this show.

  • Them: look
  • Me: I saw that already